THANKS I COULD HELP BRO

Pungrongo — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 20:54:10 +0000

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and axed him for help so he went. John Freeman got his computer shut down and leapt on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycle and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go. John Freeman ramped off building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he didn’t have wepon. The countrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. The mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countryside and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”. John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hidden nearby so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was possessed and had headcrabs. “I cant give you my lisence officer:(” John Freeman said. “Why not” said the headcrab officer to John Freeman. “BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE” so John Freeman shot the officer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster. John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw Ravenholm with someons writing under it saying “u sudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again. John Freeman drove in and did another flip and jumped off his motorbike and the motorbike took off some headcrab zombies in front of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John then looked on the ground and found wepon so he picked it up and fired fast at zombie ghosts in front of a house. John Freeman then said “zombie goasts leave this place!” and the zombies said “but this is our house:’(” and John Freeman felt sorry for them because they were zombie ghosts and they couldnt live there anymore. So he blew up the house and killed the zombie ghosts so they were at peace! Then John Freeman heard another scream fromhis brother, so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing NYE the countrysides. There was no birds singing and the pants were dead and the dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started he found his brother Gorden Freeman fighting the final boss, and Gordon said “JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullets from the gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eye and the final boss couldn’t see. Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell! John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed! The laugh overed quickly, though, because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NO John Freeman run out of here as fast as you can! And John walked real fast out! John looked back and saw Gordon get stepped on by the next boss, and he was mad and angry! “I’LL GET YOU BACK EVIL BOSS” John Freeman yelled at the top of lung!

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Pungrongo — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:13:45 +0000

Recently, VALVe made it so that people who used the idling system in order to obtain items didn’t have those weapons, and those who didn’t recieved a hat. I am one of those behatted gentlemen, and I am proud. Proud to say I am not a cheater; that I would never seek to aquire items in any other way than playing the game it is meant to be played. Proud that I finally have a hat, even though I recieved a Fancy Fedora some time after this event. But most of all, I am proud that, even when others wallow in their self-pity and hatlessness, I remain true and righteous. Even when others strive to avenge their lost items by branding our hats with obnoxiosly childish insults, I seek not to look down upon those such men. Let their bare heads be a lesson to the rest of us; that, just as no good deed goes unpunished, a bad deed recieves more punishment in the long run. Amen.

Also:LOL

I AM BLAGGING ABOUT CHEESE.

Pungrongo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:29:51 +0000

BECAUSE MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO

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Pungrongo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:23:51 +0000

Hey. So, this is a blog, so I suppose I have to start blogging now. Only I have nothing to blog about. So you might now be thinking this blog is redundant. Wrong. See how far I have come already? How much more may come after? Probably not much, I’m too lazy/forgetful. Then again, I do doubt myself too much. Anyways, there is one thing… This guy. (lol hes german) Oh, hey! That worked! Hm. I surprise myself when I succeed at HTML. I told you I doubted myself. Sooo… Yeah. Bye.

My life, or maybe not.

THANKS I COULD HELP BRO

CRY SOME MORE!

I AM BLAGGING ABOUT CHEESE.

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